Elevator Solo — AI CCTV filter

The elevator dance: what everyone does alone between floors, finally documented. This filter stages you mid-move in a lift, framed by the corner-mounted security camera that has seen decades of exactly this. The fluorescent light, the mirrored panel, the timestamp — every detail says 'footage the building manager shows at the holiday party'. It's the most joyful entry in the surveillance genre: guilty of nothing except assuming privacy.