ATM Glance — AI CCTV filter

Nervous at the ATM, as seen by the machine's own fisheye camera: harsh top-light, compressed grayscale, a timestamp that will be read aloud in some future proceeding. This filter drops you into the most institutionally paranoid camera angle in existence — the one that photographs everyone like a suspect. The joke writes itself in the caption: checking the balance after the weekend has never looked more like a crime.